Frequently Asked
Questions
Everything you ever wanted to ask about the universe's most ubiquitous household device, answered by Senior Plumbologists.
Q: What does a Plumbus actually do?
A: A better question is what does a Plumbus not do? From stabilizing quantum fluctuations in your coffee maker to smoothing out your laundry and entertaining bored Gazorpian infants, everyone knows the daily applications of a Plumbus. If you have to ask, simply place it on your dining table and observe.
Q: Can I drink or consume the Fleeb Juice?
A: Absolutely not recommended for carbon-based terrestrial mammals. While fleeb juice contains potent antimicrobial and enzymatic properties that nourish the dinglebop, human ingestion may result in mild telepathic hallucinations, temporary blue skin pigmentation, and the sudden ability to speak fluent Birdperson.
Q: Where can I buy extra Schleem if mine runs out?
A: Most reputable interdimensional corner stores and Blips and Chitz gift kiosks carry authentic Class-B Schleem refill canisters. Never purchase aftermarket counterfeit schleem from street vendors in Blim Blam territory.
Q: Why did my Schlami arrive looking disgruntled?
A: Schlamis are dedicated unionized artisans. They rub and spit on hundreds of dinglebops every shift. A sullen expression is completely normal and in no way affects the enzymatic potency of the spit bonding phase.
Q: Is my Plumbus compatible with alternate dimensions?
A: Yes. All Series 9 units are equipped with universal tachyon grounding. Whether you are visiting Dimension 35-C or an obscure reality where people are chairs and chairs are pizza, your Plumbus will function with 100% operational fidelity.